Nobody wants nudes edited into obscurity, distorting the reality of the wonderful body that you have, but we do want to escape the everyday for a moment. When it comes to nudes, first things first, you’ve got to embrace the fantasy. It takes you out of the moment, and reminds you that you have an SUV, three children, and a defunct Etsy account for the jewelry business you started in lockdown. Or, rather, what the water bottle represents. But herein lies nude problem number one: the water bottle. Don’t worry-I asked for the Top She’s my drunker half beer couple matching 4th of july shirt in other words I will buy this picture, not the Evian.
Right now, as I write this, I have just been sent a picture of a man’s penis next to a half-liter bottle of Evian for scale.
